Bio: Freelance writer, copywriter, author (yes, there is a book floating around amazon kindle) and shameless shill for my work. I do whatever gives me experience and have a hard time saying no.
I am objectively terrible at all sports unless you include poor hand-eye coordination. I have a middle name but all the letters are silent. If I were an inanimate object it would be a gas oven with a slow leak. My favorite food, song and movie changes on an hourly basis. If you are reading this, I like you already.
If you think I can be useful or you just want to hit me up, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org