Life is full.
A final word because I cannot help myself
While Yuri continues to extort me, I would like to address the small matter of online dating.
The foaming begins, I attempt sign language (badly), mouth to mouth in public and physics wins.
A little walk down the tunnel of nostalgia where Sunday nights were spent by the beach and avoiding heat stroke.
What are the things you should know when you begin your road to health? Turns out, not much.
In an attempt at being serious, here is a serious issue.
Old lady clothes, EDM and Ed Sheeran sex all feature… And this one’s called Wonderwall.
Terrified plants, centenarians and chicken liver parfait all feature in what was a grand morning out.
The Beast tries to avoid drug-dealers, getting it’s drink order on time and chatting up women. It succeeds.